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<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Derni\u00e8res nouvelles<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n La r\u00e9volte des dictionnaires<\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Vendredi 15 Mai<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n 2009 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Episode 1<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Aujourd\u2019hui, vendredi 15 Mai, un \u00e9l\u00e8ve de 6\u00e8me P\u00e9gase a \u00e9t\u00e9 sauvagement attaqu\u00e9 par un dictionnaire.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Les dictionnaires n\u2019\u00e9tant pas beaucoup utilis\u00e9s par les \u00e9l\u00e8ves, ils retournent \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tat sauvage.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve voulant chercher un mot dans le dictionnaire et non sur l\u2019ordinateur, le gros livre r\u00e9agit violemment. En effet, le gar\u00e7onnet feuilletait tranquillement l\u2019\u00e9norme volume de 1360 pages, lorsque l\u2019une d\u2019entre elles se tendit et se glissa entre le pouce et l\u2019index du pauvre gar\u00e7on.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n D\u2019une fine et profonde coupure jaillit un large filet de sang.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Le malheureux coll\u00e9gien se mit \u00e0 hurler de douleur,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n et on entend encore son cri dans le CDI.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \u00c9pisode 2<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve entreprit alors de fermer l\u2019impressionnant ouvrage.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Mais les 1360 pages du dictionnaire s\u2019\u00e9cras\u00e8rent sur son petit doigt ! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n On ne revit plus jamais l\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve au CDI, car il partit en courant !!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n \n Episode 3<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n La nouvelle s\u2019est r\u00e9pandue dans de nombreux coll\u00e8ges.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Les plus prudents prennent des petits dictionnaires,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n certains se mettent \u00e0 plusieurs pour consulter un seul <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n gros volume.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Nous craignons que cette r\u00e9bellion n\u2019atteigne les encyclop\u00e9dies.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Que se passerait-il si cette r\u00e9volte atteignait le dictionnaire encyclop\u00e9dique Larousse de quelques 11 300 pages et 21 volumes ?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Certains \u00e9l\u00e8ves tentent de les apprivoiser en les rangeant convenablement : ordre alphab\u00e9tique, couleur, dimension\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Et m\u00eame en se lavant les mains avant de les ouvrir ! Ils veillent \u00e0 ne pas ab\u00eemer les couvertures de ces pr\u00e9cieux ouvrages, \u00e0 ne pas corner leurs fragiles pages, \u00e0 ne pas les faire tomber, en somme en les respectant comme les gardiens du savoir…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n \n R\u00e9dig\u00e9 par Maveline d’apr\u00e8s une aventure de Mehmet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \n \n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Derni\u00e8res nouvelles La r\u00e9volte des dictionnaires Vendredi 15 Mai 2009 Episode 1 Aujourd\u2019hui, vendredi 15 Mai, un \u00e9l\u00e8ve de 6\u00e8me P\u00e9gase a \u00e9t\u00e9 sauvagement attaqu\u00e9 par un dictionnaire. Les dictionnaires n\u2019\u00e9tant pas beaucoup utilis\u00e9s par les \u00e9l\u00e8ves, ils retournent \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tat sauvage. 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